They fussed with him, then he purposefully began coughing in their general direction.
Cops came, he's yelling, "It's all a joke, it's all a big joke!"
They locked him up, tested him, he's virus free.
Always in trouble, that guy.
But he got tested pronto, for free, which I sure as hell haven't.
What a fool. He sounds like the same kind of guy that would make jokes about carrying a bomb at the airport.