Nope, nope. I don’t think I will. I’ve got to go trim my toenails. You go dry your palms off.
...and put your mom’s lotion back before she gets home and catches you again
Remember, you started this with your COMPLETELY disrespectful snot.
But do get the T checked. Really. You might start feeling uncrusty for once in many years. Or you could hit the gym. It helps too, along with avoiding plastics and soy products. Really. I hope it does help.
Curmudgeonism is a VERY real symptom of low T.
Look it up!