Posted on 04/15/2020 10:48:58 AM PDT by gattaca
BEIJING—In a candid speech Tuesday, President Xi Jinping stated he was "pretty impressed" by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer's handling of the coronavirus outbreak, specifically praising her totalitarian policies.
China's dictator said he was actually a little jealous he hadn't thought of some of her ideas himself.
"She has some pretty great ideas -- stopping people from gathering together even with their families, ordering people not to buy seeds -- they can't even plant their own food now! We hadn't even thought of some of these innovative approaches," the Communist president said. "We're always looking for more ways to oppress people, and we were really inspired by Whitmer's approach."
"Not bad, Gretchen."
Other dictators across the world also chimed in with words of support and affirmation for Whitmer's policies, from North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un to Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei.
The Chinese government quickly offered Governor Whitmer a consulting position with the Communist Party of China, which she readily accepted.
Tomato seed pack in MI black market now up to 34K bitcoin.
Weeks ago, Florida was stopping all passenger cars but waiving by all trucks. Not Michigan. They are doing spot inspections of all trucks for illegal contraband, including seeds.
Meanwhile, back in Pennsylvannia, ridge-running moonshine is back!
Whitmer would be Dingbat In Charge (DIC).
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