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What else is there to say but "Oopsie."


1 posted on 04/13/2020 2:35:22 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I bet ejection costs extra.


2 posted on 04/13/2020 2:37:14 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

That gave me a chuckle.

Bet that’s his last joy ride in a jet.


3 posted on 04/13/2020 2:37:20 PM PDT by PeteB570 ( Islam is the sea in which the Terrorist Shark swims. The deeper the sea the larger the shark.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

How embarrassing to have the whole world told about your premature ejectulation.


4 posted on 04/13/2020 2:38:53 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If that was someone’s idea of a joke, it wasn’t funny.


5 posted on 04/13/2020 2:39:16 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Nope, you can’t make it up.

Wonder if they will bill him for the damage?


6 posted on 04/13/2020 2:39:32 PM PDT by Captain7seas (UN EXIT!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Yes, but did he have Covid-19? And why wasn’t he self-isolating?


7 posted on 04/13/2020 2:40:43 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“Whatever you do, don’t pull THIS LEVER.”


8 posted on 04/13/2020 2:42:49 PM PDT by OKSooner (Don't buy from China. Don't buy from Microsoft.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
I was boarding a 747 for a flight from Osaka to Tokyo when the news came on about the crash of a Concorde which grounded the SST for good.

It was full of German tourists.

The macabe joke at the time is that the French killed more Germans in that episode than they did in the entire May 1940 Battle of France.

9 posted on 04/13/2020 2:43:07 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

ALMOST as good a story as the guy giving Boy Scouts helicopter rides in a Robinson (which has that funny T-stick) and in fright one of the scouts grabs ahold of that T-stick ...


10 posted on 04/13/2020 2:44:15 PM PDT by _Jim (Save babies)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I.m still laughing, this is funny. He got the ride of his life!!


12 posted on 04/13/2020 2:46:26 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

“Well, if you don’t like the ride, you can just get out and walk!”

FWIW, this incident smells vaguely of “stunt.” Kudos to the old man for successfully bailing anyway! The manufacturer is probably glad to learn that their ejection mechanism is damn near fool-proof!


14 posted on 04/13/2020 3:01:50 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Is it common to have separate ejection seats in
a fighter jet?

Marko.


15 posted on 04/13/2020 3:13:34 PM PDT by markoman (Cautiously pessimistic.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
"...who had organized a joyride in a Dassault Rafale B jet for him as a treat. "

A 64-year-old man who had never expressed a desire to fly in a fighter jet. With friends like these you don't need enemies.
18 posted on 04/13/2020 3:44:03 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Is there a French version of “Florida Man”, ‘cause this story has “Florida Man” written all over it.


19 posted on 04/13/2020 3:48:26 PM PDT by Flick Lives (A liberal is someone who worries that somewhere, someone is enjoying life.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

WEll if you’re going to take the ride take the FULL ride...he did something that hardly anyone else in history has ever done.


22 posted on 04/13/2020 3:54:25 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
The newest version of the James Bond ejection scene?


28 posted on 04/13/2020 4:13:44 PM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Flying a fighter jet is a deadly serious business.
Whoever authorized this person for this ride, and then allowed him to continue after he expressed fear should be court martialled, as well as the pilot who allowed it and apparently did not give an adequate safety briefing to his passenger.


31 posted on 04/13/2020 4:35:36 PM PDT by oldbill
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