ABC’s Stephanopoulos positive for coronavirus but feels well

Associated Press ^ | April 13, 2020

[OrangeHoof]

#meflu

[Lexington Green]

Georgie IS a virus... causing cancer in the body politic,

[Professional]

I’m surprised Paris Hilton hasn’t come out with the Covid Virus? She’s been awful quiet, and this could resurrect her celebrity status.

[GOPJ]

Who knows, maybe the Chinese screwed up manufacture of this disease like they screw up the manufacture of so many other products...

She’s gets the original - and is very sick...hubby gets the cast off...

For all we know the ‘passed off’ version isn’t as powerful as the manufactured original. It would explain why Italy’s cases are dropping. I wonder how many other ‘sloppy seconds’ don’t do crap to the second victim. More reason than ever to contact trace this little horror.

[Who is John Galt?]

Mr. Stephanopoulos' personal physician, speaking off the record, noted, "George was apparently infected several decades ago. He's been running a high fever ever since, and frankly, it's a miracle that he's alive, let alone semi-coherent." When asked to comment, Mr. Stephanopoulos mumbled, "Trump's fault!"

/sarc

[beethovenfan]

That’s a shame.

[Thommas]

When I first read this morning that “Stephanopoulos has tested positive,” I was inclined to think that the test was for HIV.

[samkatz]

“newsman?”

[bgill]

He’s still taking care of the kids? Not much of a father. How fine will he feel when they get sick and maybe hospitalized?

[StAnDeliver]

Awwww...So when George stood by silently while Mickey Kantor called Midwesterners “white ni**ers” in The War Room. Karma. Awwww.

[nesnah]

When will he take a turn for the worse?

I have a good bottle of champagne waiting.

[campaignPete R-CT]

Cuz he’s a special person. With a unique personal history.

We’re sad that he got virus.
But glad that he feels well.

[Thank You Rush]

“”Her husband has been taking care of her, their children and doing his TV job in the interim. …””

Oh! Bless his heart - what a man! I think we’re going to be treated to a lot more stories like this - more celebrities who will SAY THEY TEST POSITIVE but are they hospitalized? NOPE! Are they dying? NOPE! Have any died? NOPE!

[MrChips]

Was he actually rolled up in a carpet? If so, did anyone checks or rugs missing from Hillary’s office?