Burning Man Canceled Amid COVID-19 Concerns, Virtual Event To Be Held

https://www.ktvn.com ^ | 10 April 2020 | Unknown

[BackRoads775]

Officials with Burning Man announced on Friday that crews will not be building Black Rock City in 2020 due to COVID-19 concerns.

They announced on their website they will be holding a virtual event instead.

"[W]e believe this is the right thing to do," the blog reads, "...public health and the well-being of our participants, staff, and neighbors in Nevada are our highest priorities."

[BackRoads775]

CoronaCanceled.

[Larry Lucido]

Too late for their mental well-being.

[wally_bert]

No loss in this case.

[dblshot]

So they going to run around naked in the living room?

[Jim W N]

Burning Man cancelled

Good. I really pretty much hate that thing. Screwed up.

[DoughtyOne]

Since it will be done mostly from home, they’re renaming it
Burning Down the (mom’s) House.

/s

[Dogbert41]

WHY?

[Rebelbase]

Too much body fluid exchange going on.

[minnesota_bound]

A virtual man will run into the virtual flames.

[irishjuggler]

A lot of LSD and ecstasy dealers are deeply saddened.

[higgmeister]

Virtual Event To Be Held

That is the silliest thing I've heard of in a while.

The counter culture screaming in desperation to the cosmos for relevance! But they're just going to simulate it this time.

[oldvirginian]

“A lot of LSD and ecstasy dealers are deeply saddened.”

They’ll just have to sell more at Coachella which has been pushed to October due to MyCarona.

[Larry Lucido]

So they going to run around naked in the living room?

Now that would be silly.

[yesthatjallen]

Burning effigies contributes to man made global warming.

[Larry Lucido]

I'll be doing my part.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

But how will guys get STDs from virtual hippie chicks? After the real event the “man” isn’t the only thing burning.

[RedMonqey]

No, no, no!!!

Clearly this is unconstitutional infringement on the rights of leftist aging hippies and wannabie hippies everywhere by the bad Orange man.

They should appeal and win so they can freely share their hippie germs to their fellow unwashed comrades.


Damned dirty apes hippies united!!

[twister881]

>>But how will guys get STDs from virtual hippie chicks? After the real event the “man” isn’t the only thing burning.<<

Should be renamed “Burning Manhood”

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

😆

[OldJoeClark]

Good the gaia worshipers trash the property.