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To: impimp

Sorry, I’m late. I heard my neighbor three houses down cough and I saw an animation where the contagion can travel that far and enter my house through a key hole. I have been cowering in my safe space in a cloud of Lysol.


9 posted on 04/09/2020 5:34:37 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: crusty old prospector

Reckon it spreads over the interweb?


10 posted on 04/09/2020 5:35:32 AM PDT by abb
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To: crusty old prospector
That's bad but I just found out that

Stay away from the 5G towers.

15 posted on 04/09/2020 5:41:01 AM PDT by McGruff (It came from China)
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To: crusty old prospector

I would have called the PoPo and had a SWAT team descend on his house...welfare check.


33 posted on 04/09/2020 6:00:23 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous)
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To: crusty old prospector

Didn’t you know you Lysol is ineffective at killing COVID-19? The only safe thing to do is put a plastic bag over your head and duct tape it around you neck. Make sure you get a tight seal and there are no holes in the plastic bag. Remember: Recycle, Reduce, Reuse. You don’t want any marine animals dying from plastic bags.


40 posted on 04/09/2020 6:21:58 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (It's official! I'm nominated for the 2020 Mr. Hyperbole and Sarcasm Award.)
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