Geez....God gave most of us brains for a reason.....
This pastor obviously stood in the wrong line......
A long time ago, a snake handler asked me if I wanted to join him and learn to do what he did. Even though I’m not as afraid of snakes as most people, I declined. The proposal reminded me of those who joined the Reverend Jim Jones to eventually be treated to a Kool-Aid party.
Donations must be down
Great idea! Help the Muzzies and the atheists thin out Christians more rapidly.(/s)
I have as much authority to speak for Christ as Rev. Spell does, and my authoritative pronouncement is that true Christians don’t mind dying, but they do mind dying of hawg stupidity.
It’s a shame there’s so much of that out there.
Romans 13:1-7
Submission to Governing Authorities
13 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3 For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and you will be commended. 4 For the one in authority is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for rulers do not bear the sword for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience.
6 This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. 7 Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.
You shall not put the Lord, my God, to the test.
The media never chastised homosexuals for bathhouse activity or bug chasing parties.
Everybody wants to go to Heaven
But nobody wants to die
Him first.
Very stupid.
committing suicide is against the law because it’s destruction of government property
Speak for yourself.
BTW, buddy, got a chapter and verse for that?
Maniac.
So, if you’re a ‘true Cristian” you should attend the toxic soup group to insure the pastor gets his share of the basket....or sumpin’ like dat.
thats ridiculous!!! He’s just missing the money.
Had to be, “The Apostolics of Baton Rouge”.
Can’t fault them on their fervor but they take pride in self-flagellation. The more extreme they become the more persecution they get and that justifies everything.
Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
Boys, don’t ever get sucked into marrying one of them during their rebellious phase of life. They seem to always relapse and what you get is a lot of false advertising. They only deserve each other since everyone else is wrong and going to hell as far as they are concerned.
The line between cult and religion is dim for most but not for these. Just my opinion and experience.
I’ll translate:
True Christians should pick up snakes and drink poison.