That apron would be handy for so many things, especially while we’re all on Lock Down and have been essentially sent to our rooms!
Vitamins, hand sanitizer, pump foaming soap, TV remote, extra roll of TP, a chocolate bar, mini wine bottles, etc. ;)
The egg-apron pattern could easily be adapted to have different sized pockets or you could sew them in a different configuration on the body of the apron. I like the items you were listing to fill the pockets! :-)
Maybe you can see these? I have made 3 of these for the grandchildren. They are bunk bed organizers, tie to the bed rails. Could be adapted for other bed styles. When my daughter was in college, I made something similar that hung off the side with pockets, attached to rubberized shelf lining, then tucked in below the mattress. Was great for storing reading glasses, remotes, flashlights, phones, Kleenex, small flashlight....
https://sewing.patternreview.com/patterns/89602