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To: real saxophonist

If a moose charges, run and put a large object – car, tree, rock – between you and the moose.

Now how am I going to put a large object between me and the moose?

12 posted on 03/30/2020 7:50:42 AM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)

To: Magnum44

LOL

BRILLIANT!

35 posted on 03/30/2020 8:19:15 AM PDT by Daffynition (*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))

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