Made me laugh! Thx!
Shirley is looking for him one evening, and asks at the desk if they’ve seen Harold. They say that Harold went for a walk with Stella. She goes outside, and sure enough, she sees Harold with Stella at the other side of the lake. Harold has his pants down and Stella is holding his penis. That night, a devastated Shirley sees Harold and asks “Harold! I thought we had something special!” Harold says “We do!” “Then why with Stella? Is Stella prettier than me?” “No” “Is she a better conversationalist than me?” “No” “Does Stella have more money than me?” “No”
“Than what does Stella have that I don’t have?” He looks at her and says, “Parkinson’s”
I pasted the story of Morris onto the group page of my old Fighter Squadron from the ‘60s.
Thank you!!!
One of the old duffers was last seen chasing his teeth across the kitchen floor
Love ya....Stay Safe....Sac
I represent those.
A well dressed elderly man walks in to a bar and takes a seat next to a very good looking woman.
He asks her: Do I come in here often?
A couple has been married for 40+ years when the wife decides to divorce her husband. A few years pass and they run into each other.
Woman: Well, you are looking well, Glad to see you are doing ok
Man: Better than OK!! (as if to rub it in). I”ve found a lovely 20 year olf blonde who caters to ALL my needs....if you know what mean. I’ve never been so happy!
Woman: Glad to hear that. But I too have found some one who makes me more happy than you. He is also 20 and Oh my!
Man: Why do you think you are more happy than me?
Wife: Why?? Simple math. 20 goes into 70 more times than 70 goes into 20!