Trying to avoid going to stores if possible to buy greeting cards, I’ve been making them for emailing. I have three girlfriends with birthdays on Saturday. Here’s the verse (with apologies to Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs):
Come listen to my story ‘bout a quarantine
So no one shares the cootie we are social distancing
I’d love to go to Walmart for a birthday card for you
But have decided, after all, I do not want the flu.
China, that is. Xi’s Disease. WuFlu.
Happy Birthday!
LOL ....very good
Cute.
That’s good!
Lol!!
You have inspired me!
This here’s a story ‘bout
A flu named Wu
It came from a bat
Or a lab to you
Now Dems are attacking
Our economy
But we’re ‘goin back to work
They’re as sad as can be
Black clouds
TDS
First thing you know
Old Joe is sucking air
The DNC says DO NOT SNIFF HER HAIR!
Bernie Bros go crazy
!ANOTHER HOUSE FOR FREE?!
So they loaded up the ballot box
And called on Hillary
Cabbage
Moo moos
Farts