Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[ArGee]

I mean, seriously, one ant cab be too many. Although it's better if you have your postol handy.

[ArGee]

Sheesh where’s spell check when you need it?

*can be too many

*pistol handy

[Tax-chick]

You’d be welcome any time for some white-knuckle time with the Skinny, Weird One. I’m even offering an hourly fee!

[Tax-chick]

If you see a tan sedan barreling at you, with a skinny, weird driver with glowing green eyes at the wheel, DODGE!

[HKMk23]

That might be more terrifying than “The Car.”

[Monkey Face]

My favorite horror movie!!

There were several that came in within a three-year span I think, that remain classics to me. “THEM!” is the only one I insisted on having, though “The Thing From Another Planet,” may make an appearance soon.

[Monkey Face]

I promise, if I see said sedan, I’ll give it my entire side of the road! (The glowing green eyes would command that I Give It Room!)

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

What a wonderful floof to come out of the shower and find!

Good morning.

Walgreen’s keeps sending me text messages about another prescription, and I think they’re giving me six month’s supply of the inhaler in a week’s time. Just like they did before, except it was a year last time so they all expired at the same time.

I can’t get them all, though. Not today. Maybe next week. *sheesh*

[Tax-chick]

That’s confusing, but I expect you’ll work it out.

Good morning. Jake raised a ruckus this morning so I would have to get up. Cats!

[Monkey Face]

It’s confusing and frustrating. I don’t need them all at once. Two or three yes: One for my backpack, one for the bedroom and one for the living room. So I’ll go down today and talk to them about it, since I’ll pass the store on my way home from the pain appointment.

I’ll be glad to get it over with for another month.

*tagline*

[Tax-chick]

None of my family members has yet emerged.

[Monkey Face]

Last night was not as good as night as I had hoped it would be with lots of calls (the vibration was the culprit, and finally, after the third call, I woke up enough to get into the Settings and shut off the vibration.) Unngh.

Today may not be as productive as I want it to be, and I probably better wait for tomorrow to try and do anything that looks like work. It would appear that I still haven’t learned to pace myself. On the days I feel very good, I always overdo the work that needs to be done. Silly me.

[ArGee]

Good morning. Happy Vet-nesh-day!

[Tax-chick]

Could you set a louder alarm sound and put the phone in the kitchen or something? When I was in college, I put my alarm clock outside the bedroom, so I’d have to get up and walk into another room to shut it off, thereby eliminating the option of staying in bed.

Frank arrived first, then Kathleen, and finally DP. Now I will roust the remaining brethren.

[Tax-chick]

Going to the vet, are you?

Good morning!

[ArGee]

No vet today, for me or the pup.

Just a fond memory of a comedy bit. The funny man had a phony German accent and that was how he pronounced Wednesday.

[Monkey Face]

Good happy Vet-nesh-day to you, as well, ArGee! I hope your day is a good one! Visits to the vet or not. ;o]

[Monkey Face]

The volume is up as loud as it will go, and if I set the phone in the kitchen, I’d never hear the alarm. I’ll get something figured out.

I used to be able to wake up on my own at 0200, but insomnia on some nights has put a stop to that. I’m trying to get back to the habit of getting up at 0200 no matter what time I fall asleep and in order to do that, I have to set the alarm until such time as I can start waking up without it.

[Tax-chick]

Ah, I see. Humor often escapes me.