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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Monkey Face

We were busy.

Most of the yutes have disappeared now, but I’ll track someone down to feed the lizards after I take my vitamins. Vlad is busy with the Wall Street Journal, which was delivered today for a change.


3,001 posted on 07/09/2020 4:05:09 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, yes, and so was I, which is why I said what I did. I was writing a letter. It had me so absorbed that I wasn’t even paying attention to FR.

When I finished the letter, of course, there was the perfect opportunity... my bad.

I’ve had to put a brace on my left hand since yesterday, and i think it’s just because of the weather. There is a whopping low front coming, but I’m hoping its as fast at leaving as it is at coming. This makes me clumsy and is awkward to deal with.


3,002 posted on 07/09/2020 4:15:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Well, here it is, Thursday already.

Happy Friday Eve, everyone!

Fortunately, I’m not having a bad hair day like some kittehs.


3,003 posted on 07/09/2020 4:48:54 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

Yep!! Another Friday Eve! We’re just racing right along with the weeks of this year, aren’t we?

I’m not having a bad hair day, either, but I may have if I don’t get my filing done.


3,004 posted on 07/09/2020 4:53:45 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

My hair looks fine today.

A neighbor gave us a couple of cucumbers. I’ll put them in a salad later.

Hot, humid, overcast, occasional drops of rain.


3,005 posted on 07/09/2020 5:51:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

I need to go wash my face off again. Maybe I’ll feel better about life in general. Or not.

I love cucumbers but they sure don’t like me! rocky gave me two little tomatoes yesterday, and I had a tomato sandwich for lunch. One of the tomatoes was just a little too ripe, but the other was firm enough to slice. It was very tasty!


3,006 posted on 07/09/2020 5:59:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I peel the cucumbers and seed them. I don’t know how people can eat them with the skins on!


3,007 posted on 07/09/2020 6:02:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Nope. No skins on cucumbers. Too gross to even consider. I have no idea who thought that would be a good idea! *ptooie*


3,008 posted on 07/09/2020 6:16:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ve tried many times to wash my face off so I could paint on a handsome one, but I’ve had absolutely no luck.


3,009 posted on 07/09/2020 10:54:23 AM PDT by ArGee (This is a tagline. This is only a tagline. Had it been a post, it would have been told to look up.)
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To: ArGee

Yes, it took me a lot of years to learn how to do that. But my mother was the expert...when she was done, she always looked like new! ;o]


3,010 posted on 07/09/2020 11:01:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

I look like an older version of me.

Back from the church, where I made copies and looked for Stewardship financial documents that I thought were supposed to be in the Spanish Mass bin but weren’t, and also weren’t in the Stewardship bin or the Scouts bin or just lying around.

I called Jim, who I thought was supposed to put the documents (somewhere), and he texted back that he’s on a trip but, “He thought it had been released,” which makes it clear that neither of us has any idea what the other is talking about, but it’s okay, because we’re not doing anything. We’ll figure it out by August 5, when we have another meeting.


3,011 posted on 07/09/2020 12:03:38 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

I’m getting worried about Gonzo. He’s not eating and keeps his back turned to the big cage where Camilla/Godzilla is. He also sleeps a lot. This is not looking good.


3,012 posted on 07/09/2020 12:04:33 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee

I look like something I can’t think of.


3,013 posted on 07/09/2020 12:05:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, poor Gonzo.


3,014 posted on 07/09/2020 12:09:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Yep. I don’t know how to help him. I’m afraid to put him back in with Camilla because she’s too aggressive (he’s old and imperfect and that means the pecking order is in place, big time.)

The only other possibility is to get a young male to put in with Camilla and maybe a bigger flock will bring him out of his funk. Otherwise, I think he’s just going to die of misery over the death of Beaker.


3,015 posted on 07/09/2020 12:30:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Play him some music?


3,016 posted on 07/09/2020 12:39:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

There is always something going here, either music or TV sounds, and I talk to them almost every time I walk past their cages.

I think he is depressed and only more birds (a flock of three, maybe) or continual decline will end it. I’m not much for bird psychology, but I think he’s a very sad bird.


3,017 posted on 07/10/2020 2:10:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Poor Gonzo. He might like a kitten. I’ll go get one!


3,018 posted on 07/10/2020 2:31:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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3,019 posted on 07/10/2020 2:33:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Having a good memory means you never have to think of anything original to say.)
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To: Tax-chick

Gonzo looked, several times, but had no comment.


3,020 posted on 07/10/2020 3:03:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Dear Liberals. Conservatives are not your enemy. The Left is. ~~ Dennis Prager ~~)
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