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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: TigersEye

Yeah, the black vultures have driven the reds off.
We had a pair living in our back yar until the black vultures “spoiled the nest” so to speak.
Drove off the reds and haven’t left since.


241 posted on 03/24/2020 8:13:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: BradyLS

He’s got my vote.


242 posted on 03/24/2020 8:24:33 PM PDT by Liberal Anti Venom (In a free society, the last refuge of a moron is tyranny. ~Jeremy Egerer~)
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To: lepton

ah ok, thank- wasn’t aware of that-


243 posted on 03/24/2020 8:47:18 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: Liberal Anti Venom

Mine, too, but only the Grim Reaper can bestow the award posthumously to the winners.


244 posted on 03/24/2020 8:47:51 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Darksheare

Those last 40 posts were comedy gold!
A six was declared by the umpire.


245 posted on 03/24/2020 11:14:27 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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To: moose07

But a “howzat” was called when an unbludgeoned mime wandered onto the pitch.


246 posted on 03/24/2020 11:42:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

A finger was raised the Six still stood.
The Mime, it approached the Crease.


247 posted on 03/24/2020 11:49:59 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
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To: moose07

Then suddenly, fawg.


248 posted on 03/25/2020 1:30:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Yay! Is the moving van in the shop?

Nice digs. Er... It has sort of a medicinal smell to it.


249 posted on 03/25/2020 1:48:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Darksheare

Aw, shucks. T’warnt nuthin’!

Thanks for moving us!

Chocolate chip cookies and hot chocolate on the mezzanine as usual with a move, so we can just make it Home!


250 posted on 03/25/2020 1:50:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: moose07; Darksheare

I have such a great team!!! Thanks, guys!


251 posted on 03/25/2020 1:52:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Monkey Face

Moving van sped off right through the end of the road.
Many mimes were harmed.


252 posted on 03/25/2020 1:56:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: ArGee

I actually have a sneeze as my pill alert.

Pretty funny.


253 posted on 03/25/2020 1:58:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: sionnsar; NoCmpromiz; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; afnamvet; airborne; Allegra; Altariel; Anoreth; ...

Hey, Ganag!

Most of you have already gotten the ping, and have responded but I was asleep when we moved so I’m just checking in.

I hope the place is suitable for the Duration! Now, I’m off to the shower!!


254 posted on 03/25/2020 2:01:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Tax-chick

255 posted on 03/25/2020 2:03:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The mark of a decent society is that it resists the temptation to spurn the defenseless.")
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To: Rebelbase; Darksheare; moose07; Tax-chick; All

I haven’t read all the posts through since we appropriated your thread, Rebelbase, but in case I missed it, Thanks for letting us have this insanity to play with!

We, of the Undead Thread, salute you! We will make you proud!


256 posted on 03/25/2020 2:42:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: Darksheare; Rebelbase

LOL! Well, we’re here, and in case I missed it, I just thanked Rebelbase. If it has already been done, it’s done again!


257 posted on 03/25/2020 2:44:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: GOPJ; Darksheare

We, of the Undead Thread, have the Stupid category covered! We have, since 2004, appropriated one stupid thread after another! You’re certainly free to join us if you wish. Darksheare and I have the ping lists (they differ slightly) so either one of us can add you if you wish.

It’s an extremely low volume ping list, but you will henceforth be invited to all the stupid threads we can find!


258 posted on 03/25/2020 2:49:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: moose07
...(Google this all a bit of fun not fact)

I don't "Goober" any subject. I use DuckSuckGo.com. No tracking. Mojeek is good, too.

259 posted on 03/25/2020 2:53:29 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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To: null and void
He's probably licked a lot of rims...

Very punny, Nully!

260 posted on 03/25/2020 2:54:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I love my pillow because it gives me different hair styles every morning.)
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