Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Monkey Face]

I stole part of it for my tagline!

[Tax-chick]

Your punctuation got scarmabled by the copy and paste.

[Monkey Face]

*tagline correction*

[Monkey Face]

Thanks! Fixed it as soon as I saw it. ;o]

[Tax-chick]

The same can not be said for other areas.

As always, I consider myself very fortunate to be living here in Boring.

[Tax-chick]

There was never any risk of disease-transmission at little girls’ horseback riding lessons, but government and common sense don’t occupy the same universe.

[null and void]

[Tax-chick]

Oh, funny!

[central_va]

I just installed a brand new toilet mi casa. A top of the line Kohler. I pulled it right out of the factory shipping box, no human hand had ever touched it. So I thought to myself, self, I wonder if I could make myself lick it. I mean it’s brand new out of the box, right? I bent over got within a few inches of it and I COULDN’T DO IT. The THOUGHT MADE ME NAUSEATED!

[Monkey Face]

It’s fortunate to live here, in Boring, UT, as well. (Puts a whole new spin on our FReepmail, yes?)

The printer needs an ink change, but I’m waiting for more daylight before doing it, so I can actually see what I’m doing. Then I’ll replace everything but black. Hopefully, that laser surgery on my right eye will help the vision enormously.

[moose07]

[Monkey Face]

I don’t know what that is, again. :o[

[NicknamedBob]

That’s the “Abby Normal” brain being selected.

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

Normal people don’t just lick household articles, as a regular thing. Even if it was a clean, porcelain serving bowl, you just wouldn’t.

[Monkey Face]

Yes. Yes. That would be me, that “Abby Normal” thing. ;o]

[Tax-chick]

“Normality” is a statistical construct, anyway.

[Tax-chick]

[Monkey Face]

Is this little floof related to yesterday’s?

Good morning.

You weren’t up so I took a shower, and had to find some short pants. I’m so tired of the winter pants I have that I just couldn’t bear to put another pair of them on again.

Then I wrote a letter to my Real Brother, and may write another letter to someone else later today or tomorrow. Depending on how I feel. It took seven minutes for the printer to adjust to the off-brand cartridges I put in it, even after I agreed to “Continue.” GAH!

And here I am. But now I have to make up today’s log sheet and see where I am. The symptoms just keep increasing from one day to the next.

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. I was drifting in and out of dreams, any one of which might have turned into something unpleasant, until about 5:30, I said, “Freep this!” and got up to join my coffee.

We had storms over night, but it looks like today will be pleasant.

[Tax-chick]