Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Monkey Face]

LOL! I’m dying for a cheeseburger. I want one from Dairy Queen since they make the best burgers I’ve had since my kids were home! I’ll check their website and maybe go to the drive-up window today.

[Tax-chick]

We used to stop at Dairy Queen all the time when driving around Texas in the 1980s. My favorite meal was vanilla soft-serve, onion rings, and Diet Coke.

[Monkey Face]

Onion rings are a bonus!

[Tax-chick]

Perfect with the ice cream. And ketchup.

[NicknamedBob]

"According to that, the spell check is enabled, but when i type i, it’s still lower case. It bothers me."

It's just Murphy's Law remminding you to be humble.

If you were me, you'd write a poem about it.

The Dotted i

It was a while ago you know,
That someone crossed a tee,
And as a consequence began,
The process that became a me.

A bit of punctuation, really,
Nothing of immortal consequence,
Punctiliously pointing out the jots,
And tittles in the whence,

By which a record is recorded,
And another page is added, to get ...
Another book for yet another shelf,
That no one's got around to reading yet.

So if you are concerned that history,
Has expectations, and that you have to do it,
Like me, you will have had a humble start,
And your i will soon have gotten a round tuit.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . June 1, 2008

[mad_as_he$$]

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Tax-chick to Monkey Face
Perfect with the ice cream. And ketchup.

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I am sorry but that went by on my stream and I find it very funny. Friday silly!

[Tax-chick]

Sometimes a non-sequitur is all you need.

Happy Friday!

[Monkey Face]

Yes! Now I really want the cheeseburger! All this talk has made me hungry!

[Monkey Face]

I like that! I had a Round Tuit, but I gave it to my son! ;o]

[NicknamedBob]

I was thinking of you when I wrote it, twelve years ago.

See, I do think of you once in a while.

[Monkey Face]

You say the sweetest things, Bob! Thanks!! :o])

[ArGee]

Mrs. ArGee has been looking for Comet for weeks. She saw on-line that Wally’s said they had some so she gave it a shot.

They had a LOT. I guess they are pushing their distributors to give them supplies even if supermarkets get nothing.

Mrs. ArGee was able to pick up a few additional items as well. But she just missed some hand sanitizer.

[Monkey Face]

Tell your wife to look in the travel-size bins for hand sanitizer. I found some this morning, when the other shelves were stripped of it.

[Tax-chick]

I love Comet, but I’m not into hand sanitizer.

[ArGee]

I use Comet for hand sanitizer.

OK, seriously, I don’t use it much. But I have used it more since our good friend from Wuhan came to visit our country.

[NicknamedBob]

"I use Comet for hand sanitizer."

For those occasions, after you've worked your fingers to the bone, that you want to clean your bones as well.

[moose07]

[Tax-chick]

Howya, moose07! Jonah Goldberg just did a podcast with a guy from England. He had a cute accent and said you are having warm weather.

[Tax-chick]

Comet is great for cleaning Formica countertops and my stovetop.

[moose07]

Good Evening to you TC.

Yes indeed we are having a real scorcher of an April.
The Summer tan is in place already.

Certainly makes a change form the usual Spring procrastination.
No doubt summer will even the score. August has become the de-facto Wet season.

A cute accent, eh.
I’m sounding more and more like the late John Thaw every day. (Inspector Morse)