Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Darksheare]

We will be celebrating the unfortunates who eat Tide Pods, the malcontents who want to lick windows, those who disbelieve in Darwin.


Just wash your hands and not do any of this stuff, please..

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[xp38]

The dead are their most loyal demographic. They score even better than female blacks.

[moose07]

Evening Darks.

[Darksheare]

With a shudder and a thud, we have arrived.
More or less in one piece.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

He shouldn’t get a ventilator (if it comes to that)

[Darksheare]

Evening.
Thanks for the smoke marker.
I haven’t been able to look for a thread for us as actively as I once could.

[Tax-chick]

We will be celebrating the unfortunates who eat Tide Pods, the malcontents who want to lick windows, those who disbelieve in Darwin.

And the ones who drink aquarium chemicals.

[moose07]

‘Face was the Pathfinder, I just popped smoke for effect. :)

[Darksheare]

Aye, aquarium cleaner gets the bowels moving!
Or not!

[Darksheare]

Thanks much!

[zeugma]

Great choice of thread!

The stupid! It Burns!!!!

[SunkenCiv]

WHITE CLOUD - whisper the shame

• Man[?] Who Licked Ice Cream in Store Now Licked a Toilet Seat for 'Coronavirus' Clout
• Woman Licks Plane Toilet Seat For 'Coronavirus Challenge'
• Video: A Social Media "Influencer" Has Launched The "Coronavirus Challenge," Which Involves Licking A Toilet Seat On A Plane
• Woman who recovered from coronavirus says hysteria 'out of control': I don't get why the toilet paper is gone

[Tax-chick]

Someone on NR suggested that the aquarium chemicals incident was a murder. After all, the wife gave it to the husband, the husband is dead, the wife is alive.

Very Midsomer!

[moose07]

With Midsomer it wouldn’t be the wife that switched the drugs. Administered yes ,but switched no.....

[Darksheare]

I can see that happening, yes.
And convenient timing of it as well.
The media will lap it up without question.

[Tax-chick]

True. She’d have wanted him dead, but some totally unexpected person actually did it.

[Grimmy]

A modification of the r/k selection theory.

We’ve been suffering the growth of an r portion of our pop not based on mass offspring production but of incredibly incompetent persons.

Incompetence kept alive long past its viability due to the aggressive nanny-state bubble wrap of no real repercussions for incredible incompetence.

And now there’s repercussions.

Expect a die-off of this r portion of our pop as it has expanded beyond the artificial imposed protections ability to save them from themselves.

[moose07]

A friend of the wife who harboured a business grudge against the husband.

(Google this all a bit of fun not fact)

[Tax-chick]

LOL! Good save!

[moose07]

UK law: Bats may only be handled by licenced trained personnel.
This is why: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3827903/posts
But they never told us why.