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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter



TOPICS: Health/Medicine
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning. I slept until my alarm, again.

It’s raining here. Shannon is mad at me, because I told her I wasn’t going to let her out until it gets light.


1,301 posted on 04/23/2020 3:06:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: DarthVader
The stupid is strong with this one!

Industrial strength stupid.

1,302 posted on 04/23/2020 3:14:08 AM PDT by Mark17 (Father of US Air Force Officer in pilot training. Flew the DA-20 and T-6. One more aircraft to go.)
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To: Old Yeller
What doesn’t kill you, will make you stronger.

He might get super weak. 🤪

1,303 posted on 04/23/2020 3:16:25 AM PDT by Mark17 (Father of US Air Force Officer in pilot training. Flew the DA-20 and T-6. One more aircraft to go.)
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To: Tax-chick

I need to get more honey. Maybe I’ll do that today. I can’t drink this tea without it.

Speaking of tea, why don’t you start buying decaffeinated tea? Unless I’m drinking herbal teas, I drink decaf — like Earl Grey and Constant Comment. ;o]


1,304 posted on 04/23/2020 4:05:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face

We have a variety of herbal teas, as well as some decaffeinated “real” tea that someone bought by accident. I’ve cut back on the real tea during the day. Maybe it’s helped, since I’m sleeping until 5:00.


1,305 posted on 04/23/2020 4:09:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Mark17

1,306 posted on 04/23/2020 5:04:26 AM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: null and void

Today, in a nutshell. ;o]

Hiya, Nully!


1,307 posted on 04/23/2020 5:18:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face
Hiya back, Hon.

The hover at the source pops up and says:

The next addition will be 'AmIRight?'

1,308 posted on 04/23/2020 5:42:28 AM PDT by null and void (By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
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To: null and void

LOL!! I can hardly wait! ;o]


1,309 posted on 04/23/2020 6:04:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; null and void; no-to-illegals; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; ...

Well, I’m finally caught up to this morning.

Happy Friday Eve, everyone.


1,310 posted on 04/23/2020 7:14:51 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

Crikey. Friday Eve it is. I hope you have a good weekend!!


1,311 posted on 04/23/2020 8:08:57 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: Monkey Face

w00t!

As to the gray lint, maybe stop running your brane through the dryer?


1,312 posted on 04/23/2020 8:38:27 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: null and void

Good one, nully.


1,313 posted on 04/23/2020 8:39:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: ArGee; Monkey Face; null and void

Happy lunchtime to all. I had fish and vegetables.


1,314 posted on 04/23/2020 8:40:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Monkey Face

When I get there.

Mrs. ArGee just let out a yelp. I thought she saw a mouse or something. I’m glad I wasn’t in a conference call.

Anyway, she didn’t see a mouse. She got a text that we got a puppy.


1,315 posted on 04/23/2020 8:41:59 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

Congratulations on the puppy! Maybe it will be useful if you ever have a mouse.


1,316 posted on 04/23/2020 8:49:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: Tax-chick

If I know poodles, it will be useful if the mouse needs someone to play with.


1,317 posted on 04/23/2020 8:58:14 AM PDT by ArGee (I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
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To: ArGee

The poodle can distract the mouse while you find a broom to whomp it.


1,318 posted on 04/23/2020 8:59:32 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Make an animal friend today!)
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To: ArGee

Congratulations on the puppy!!! <3 <3


1,319 posted on 04/23/2020 9:16:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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To: ArGee

I have a brane? Who knew?


1,320 posted on 04/23/2020 9:17:19 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I need to work on controlling the look on my face when I'm listening to stupid people. ~ FB ~)
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