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To: Chickensoup
Don't shave or bathe for a couple of days, wrap yourself in a blanket and be slow answering the door. Cough profusely. They should get the message pretty quickly and find another place to stay.
8 posted on 03/23/2020 3:29:47 PM PDT by fso301
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To: fso301

No I want him to come.


45 posted on 03/23/2020 3:50:19 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: fso301

Bait shrimp in his pillow might hasten his return home.


90 posted on 03/23/2020 4:14:40 PM PDT by lastchance (Credo.)
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