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We need a few smiles;)

God bless.

1 posted on 03/21/2020 1:33:34 PM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

I think my wife will get this. Printing...


2 posted on 03/21/2020 1:35:23 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: sodpoodle

Nope. Ain’t going there ‘here’. LOL


3 posted on 03/21/2020 1:40:40 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Buck-buck-buck-buuuuuck....Chicken-mannnn! (He's everywhere! He's everywhere!)
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To: sodpoodle

Not bad.

As for me, with the quarantines, I’m only telling inside jokes.


4 posted on 03/21/2020 1:45:29 PM PDT by Rennes Templar (Heaven has a wall and gates. Hell has open borders.)
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks!


5 posted on 03/21/2020 1:56:40 PM PDT by Yogafist
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To: sodpoodle

If he has to have another surgery, would it be a rebuttal?


7 posted on 03/21/2020 2:12:17 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: sodpoodle

Oh thanks for all your good humor! Hope you don’t mind if I share this.


8 posted on 03/21/2020 2:15:15 PM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

9 posted on 03/21/2020 2:17:39 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: sodpoodle

good job,
thanks for the smile/


10 posted on 03/21/2020 2:19:02 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ( Molon Labe' Baby, Molon Labe)
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To: sodpoodle
Thanks for the laugh !
Your monologues and jokes are priceless
Keep up the good work !
12 posted on 03/21/2020 2:49:32 PM PDT by Tilted Irish Kilt
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