Posted on 03/20/2020 7:09:10 PM PDT by entropy12
All good substitutes, just avoid trying to flush them down. Sure to cause sewer pipe back ups. Garbage can works better. Or better yet bury those in kitty litter box after use.
Looks OK except if you eat all the corn off the cobbs first, you will more of those.
I don’t share my toilet paper with anybody. If they want to come visit, they’ll bring their own, or they won’t get in.
Hang a log, burn a mule, whatever it takes....
I have been doing that for years. It cleans you better than toilet paper. Then just dry your butt off. There is a reason the French have bidets.
All these years I thought the New York times had no feasible use. I was wrong!
Don’t kid yourself, we are not far from that situation!
Or from Taco Bell...they are also very thin.
I have a bidet faucet attached to the toilet feed ... 8 bucks on the web
Crap in the street. San Francisco is way ahead on this.
Off subject, but does Jennifer Aniston poop? She’s kinda hot, I’m not sure she does.
They have now started to eat their own crap in SF. they just did a hand right in the back of their pants and have a meal.
Kind of like a perpetual motion machine - at least until they die.
“Vite! La vache! la vache!” (Monty Python)
I am not so concerned with dealing with the TP problem, as I am curious to know:
WTH HAPPENED. I thought sure after waiting a week to shop for it, that there would be plenty.
In face, we went to three supermarkets, Walmart, Teeter, and Wegmanns and did not find any. So I went to the ABC store
to calm myself down.
What’s the deal. There has to be a rational explanation.
I thought of those persons buying in bulk last week in order to try to make a killing on eBay this week, but that doesn’t make much sense.
WHERE’S ALL THE TP??????
My wife went to the grocery store this week and all the chicken was sold out—crazy right?
So, we had to sacrifice this week and suffer in silence while we ate steak. ;-)
(When people panic they get irrational. I am one of those crazy preppers who always keeps a six month supply of all paper products and a lot of other items on hand. I got into that habit from Y2K!)
Well, cgbg, it’s not much of an inconvenience to have to eat steak instead of chicken. No tears from me.
I want to know:WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE TOILET PAPER???
Did it take a plane to Venezuela? Did it hide itself in order to wait for Halloween. It has got to be able to explain itself.
7. Visit Walmart and buy out their supply of Cowboy’s apparel.
The same thing that happened to the chicken in the store—the crazy people panicked and bought more than they usually buy.
It will be resupplied—when folks realize that they will calm down...
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