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Woman gives birth in toilet paper aisle of Springfield Walmart
KY3 ^ | March 20, 2020 | Kara Strickland

Posted on 03/20/2020 6:45:30 PM PDT by EdnaMode

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To: Deaf Smith

Yes?


21 posted on 03/20/2020 7:36:18 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Wally_Kalbacken

Your kin?


22 posted on 03/20/2020 7:38:46 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: EdnaMode

Me, too, at first.


23 posted on 03/20/2020 7:39:02 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: LeoTDB69

“ If it had been a boy they could have named him Scott and no one would know he was named after TP. :-)”

I wonder if I should be offended...


24 posted on 03/20/2020 7:40:33 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (It's the corruption, stupid)
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To: EdnaMode

“All we have now is the 2ply stuff. Our customers will be demanding the 2ply later tonight. We expect a shipment of 1ply in about an hour. Just use Bounty paper towels till then, we can charge her account. Lucky Lady, Bounty is On Sale, two for three dollars!”


25 posted on 03/20/2020 7:42:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: EdnaMode

You know those ceiling cameras recorded everything.
Hopefully, those cashiers can resist uploading the entire event on Instagram or Facebook, or at very least, getting a copy on their phones.


26 posted on 03/20/2020 7:45:53 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: sasquatch

Yikes. Thanks Nancy Pelosi.


27 posted on 03/20/2020 7:50:34 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: AlaskaErik

Scott?


28 posted on 03/20/2020 8:21:57 PM PDT by Salamander (Living On The Ledge....)
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To: EdnaMode

Clean up on Aisle 7!!


29 posted on 03/20/2020 8:27:40 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: EdnaMode

“KY3” TV.

KY is probably what got her into this mess in the first place!


30 posted on 03/20/2020 9:03:58 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Messaging to Snowflakes: They stole it from Bernie AGAIN!)
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To: EdnaMode

Was she in the toilet paper aisle waiting for the delivery?


31 posted on 03/20/2020 9:05:15 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
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To: EdnaMode

Which Springfield is this?


32 posted on 03/20/2020 9:10:13 PM PDT by Theodore R.
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To: Theodore R.

Springfield Missouri


33 posted on 03/20/2020 9:20:07 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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To: AlaskaErik

Cottonelle


34 posted on 03/20/2020 9:31:54 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: LeoTDB69

They would if they named him Brawny.


35 posted on 03/20/2020 9:32:39 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

LOL. Yup.


36 posted on 03/20/2020 9:32:59 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: Scott from the Left Coast

“I wonder if I should be offended...”

If you weren’t born in the middle of a TP crisis then I feel your name probably came about normally so please take no offense. :-)


37 posted on 03/21/2020 1:47:44 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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To: LeoTDB69

Oh yeah, the great TP crisis of 1956!


38 posted on 03/21/2020 2:37:44 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (It's the corruption, stupid)
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