(In a lilting female British accent): "In one quarter mile, turn left."
"In five hundred yards, turn left again and head back to the off ramp."
"In seven hundreds yards, turn around at the satellite and head back to the off ramp."
"In one mile, turn around and head back to the interstate."
"In two miles, fire maneuvering thrusters and just head back to earth, you inebriated twit."
“Proceed to the Route.”