Skip to comments.Flubros!(vanity thread open to flubros only)
Posted on 03/19/2020 8:06:01 PM PDT by impimp
Flubros! The definition of a flubro is someone who recognizes that this Coronavirus is about the same as a bad flu, and, therefore, realizes this hype is all a bunch of trash to feed the government, health care, and media industrial complexes.
In this thread, which is open to flubros only, we can discuss Corona related topics without fear of being bombarded by hyperbolic speech from the prepper segment of the Freeper community. The oh-noes segment of the Freeper community is also, of course, not permitted to post here.
No but you can lick my shrine....:)
Maybe they will issue death checks.
They would finish sinking this ship with spending.
Is this gonna be a daily thread?
Italy called. Youre needed over there. Hyper-ventilator.
You are right that it harsh to exclude preppers. So lets define which preppers to exclude and include -
Exclude - those preppers fearing the impact of the virus on their lives
Include - those preppers fearing the impact of extreme government intervention on their lives. Also those preppers fearing toilet paper shortages
We can make it daily - Ill try to repost tonight.
I was just joking about making it a Daily thread.
Aw, the FluBros are so panicky they need a safe space. That’s so cute!
Lol! Couldnt you think of anything more creative? Besides, youre the brave crust whos unafraid of just the flu. You go to Italy. Bring your family, too. Even the grandkids.
A flu bro can be defined as the antithesis of our counter parts - the pearl clutchers. We sleep without the assistance of a night light, teddy bear, or binky. Even the closet door can be opened. This ain’t our first near-death rodeo. We’ve seem them all come and go. We realize that they are meant to stampede the herd and create volatility because that is where you make serious coin. Uncertainty, fear, panic, greed. Then when the dust settles and your fortune is made, you can buy that island off of a now-deceased pedo that you always wanted.
Oh, I’ve got a few more. You mess with the bull, you get the horns. But for the time being, I am keeping my powder dry.
I’m a flubro!
This is a communist takeover attempt, and it is working.
Phase 1 was gaslighting the sheeple into thinking they will die without government intervention.
Phase 2 is control the people and shutdown their businesses.
Phase 3 is government providing payment for business rents and payroll.
Phase 4 is the government simply stating that since the government already pays for everything that the government now owns the businesses.
Communism complete: Total control of the sheeple and a complete takeover of commerce.
A couple days ago it was reported that a man had a heart attack and went to the hospital. Two days later, he had another heart attack and died. In autopsy, they found that he tested positive for WuFlu with no symptoms, and the cause of death was listed as COVID-19.
The left is desperate for deaths, and have no problem fudging the data. Whatever it takes to sabotage the November election.
“Is there any freeper who even knows anyone with it?”
No. At least I don’t THINK so. I know people who had colds which, I guess, COULD have been WuFlu. Sadly, for the crepe hangers here, they didn’t die or anything.
I apologize. I was LARPing in your thread. Read my in forum. Im not one of you flu bros. I was trolling you. If you dont know someone now who has it be patient. In a few days you will. Pray they dont die.
We should have a dedicated thread for positive things that could be unintended consequences of the manufactured crisis.
“I was LARPing in your thread.”
Yes; I knew that from the get-go. It was obvious.
im not a flu bro i think this is serious. However i think the panic hysteria and over reaction. is causing way more damage than the virus. We have closed down the economy and given up all our civil liberties for a couple thousand cases...
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