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Coronavirus: Elephants Break Into Farm in Self-Isolation and Get Drunk on Whisky
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| 19 MAR 2020
| Jane Lavender
Posted on 03/19/2020 4:06:27 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Across the world there are now 200,000 confirmed cases of COVID-19 - but a herd of elephants in China found a very fun way to make the most of people putting themselves in self-isolation
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And at one farm in the Yunan province, elephants too full advantage of the situation.
The herd of 14 majestic beasts broke into a village in a bid to find food.
However, they got a cheeky extra for their efforts when they came across a huge 30kg of corn wine.
After drinking the lot the elephants were somewhat the worse for wear.
Two males passed out, drunk, in one of the tea gardens nearby.
Bet there were some sore heads the morning after the night before.
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TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: coronavirus; duplicate; elephants; whisky
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To: dp0622
How many elephants can you fit into a Chevy?
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posted on
03/19/2020 4:58:19 PM PDT
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Hieronymus
("I shall drink--to the Pope, if you please,-still, t Conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.")
To: dp0622
In that case you’re definitely buying, Bro! LOLOL
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posted on
03/19/2020 4:59:51 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: TigersEye
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:00:41 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists my curseoint fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: Hieronymus
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:01:06 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: TigersEye
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:16:41 PM PDT
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: null and void
Spelling Cop says; that’s elephino. :)
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:21:53 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
To: nickcarraway
That’s what happens when you shut down all of the elephant liquor stores. :)
To: Mr. Rabbit
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:28:20 PM PDT
by
advertising guy
(It's all fun and games til someone farts , you don't have a fart on you now do you Swalwell ?)
To: nickcarraway
Hmmm. That’s sorta where Darling Daughter honeymooned last year. She never mentioned elephants...
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:31:31 PM PDT
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:49:18 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: xp38
That’s funnier if you read it as a response to post 24.
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posted on
03/19/2020 5:54:01 PM PDT
by
Hieronymus
("I shall drink--to the Pope, if you please,-still, t Conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.")
To: nickcarraway
Elephants! Can’t hold their liquor worth a darn.
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