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Communist Party Of China Can't Believe They're Getting Such Great Coverage From The American Media For Free (satire)
Babylon Bee ^ | March 19 2020

Posted on 03/19/2020 7:10:57 AM PDT by knighthawk

BEIJING—According to sources with the Communist Party of China, party members are deeply humbled and incredibly grateful to the American media for running defense for them without even charging for it.

In a speech Wednesday, President Xi Jinpig expressed his bewilderment that the American media will simply repeat his talking points and won't even charge him a dime.

"You mean we don't even have to pay for this kind of positive press coverage? Amazing!" said President Xi Jinpig. "Here in China, we threaten the journalists' families, break their kneecaps, throw them into prison, or just pay them off for great coverage like this. America is truly a great place and a real friend to us commies."

What kind of favors has the American press done for China? First off, they repeated China's talking point that they didn't have anything to do with the virus and that it was probably Trump's fault. Then, China politely requested that everyone stop calling the virus that definitely came from China the "Chinese virus" or the "Wuhan virus," and the American media ran with it. President Xi suggested that journalists refer to the virus as the "Most Likely American Virus" or the "Precious Gift From Our Dear Friends In China" or even the "Trumpsfault Virus," and sure enough, several American press outlets were all over it.

"When I say pounce on Trump, they say, 'How high?' It's fantastic," President Xi added, laughing. "I even offered to pay them, but they all said they're doing it for the love of spreading propaganda and refused any compensation."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: china; commies; coronavirus
Satire but we all know the MSM is all bought by China, so is Biden
1 posted on 03/19/2020 7:10:57 AM PDT by knighthawk
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To: knighthawk
Democrats are lacerating President Donald Trump b/c he referred to the Wuhan coronavirus as the "Chinese virus."
The knee-jerk "tolerant and compassionate" Dems claim it's racist to point out the fact that the virus originated in China.

She was then-VP Joe Biden's Senior Adviser....... now Symone Sanders (think Stacey Abrams times two), regurgitated
that point of view on Fox News. "It's something that's offensive to Chinese Americans," Sanders claimed.

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Joe Biden and the Democrat Party’s Incestuous Relationship with China
American Thinker.com ^ | March 17, 2020 | Steve McCann / FR Posted on 3/17/2020, 12:01:42 PM by Kaslin

Desperation has set in among the Politburo in China as their deliberate mishandling and obfuscation of the Chinese Coronavirus outbreak has threatened, and in all likelihood derailed, their grandiose plans for global hegemony.

In what can only be described as one of the most ham-handed propaganda efforts in recent memory, China is now trying to deflect blame onto the United States for the Coronavirus outbreak that has been recently categorized as a global pandemic. Further, they are unabashedly claiming that any criticism of their “valiant” efforts to stem the spread of the virus or using the nomenclature of Wuhan Virus or Chinese Coronavirus is racist and xenophobic.

While their attempt to implicate the United States may appear on the surface to be absurd, the reality is that much of it will fall on fertile ground previously tilled and seeded over the past 25 years with vast amounts of money and investments. An end-product of China’s infiltration of the American media and education establishment is the almost immediate regurgitation of China’s racist and xenophobic argument by the American mainstream media and the predominantly left-wing professional class.

Hollywood and the entertainment cabal, already awash in Chinese capital and desperate for access to the Chinese market, has refused to criticize China’s handling of the Coronavirus focusing instead on President Trump.

It is almost a certainty that when the pandemic recedes there will be nothing produced that is even remotely critical of China. (Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...

2 posted on 03/19/2020 7:13:37 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: knighthawk

Our “press” gets “happy ending” from Chinese agents, and a lot of stock in companies beholden to China.


3 posted on 03/19/2020 7:37:47 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: knighthawk

BB is so close to the truth it’s hard to believe it’s satire.


4 posted on 03/19/2020 9:42:06 AM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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