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To: rlmorel
They look placid, and often are, but...I find something in their bovine-brains that amuses me like this (I know these are cattle, not cows, but I think cows are the same in this respect: Man calls in cattle from the field with his trombone!

Russians order ducks into their barns.

28 posted on 03/18/2020 7:50:38 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The living will envy the dead.)
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To: Lazamataz

OMG! That was hilarious! (anyone know what the hell he said to them? I would guess it would be some Russian variation of “DUCK A’ L’ORANGE! DUCK A’ L’ORANGE!”)


29 posted on 03/18/2020 7:55:30 PM PDT by rlmorel (The Coronavirus itself will not burn down humanity. But we may burn ourselves down to be rid of it.)
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To: Lazamataz

When we put kitchen scraps out, the cows are scared to come get them, fear of the donkeys kicking the crap out of them, all fighting for the scraps. Donkeys win.


30 posted on 03/18/2020 7:56:19 PM PDT by George from New England (escaped CT in 2006, now living north of Tampa)
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To: Lazamataz

Those are some well trained ducks! Last one in is whats for dinner!


43 posted on 03/18/2020 8:38:41 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
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