Posted on 03/17/2020 4:09:24 AM PDT by Morgana
TAMPA (WFLA) – The Puyallup Police Department in Puyallup, Washington is asking all criminals to but a halt to criminal activity as the coronavirus pandemic is underway.
The department posted the tongue-in-cheek to message to its Facebook page
Due to local cases of #COVID-19, PPD is asking all criminal activities and nefarious behavior to cease. We appreciate your anticipated cooperation in halting crime & thank all the criminals in advance. We will certainly let you know when you can resume your normal criminal behavior.
The department followed the post up with until then wash your hands and behave yourself.
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What about bookmaking, collecting, putting money out on the street at 3 points a week...
Are they just talking violent crimes or everything?
They need to clarify.
The Babylon Bee apparently has competition.
Criminals have their part to play. They need to defer their crimes until after the storm has passed.
We can all rest assured that criminals will respond maturely and sensibly.
Note to criminals, this cessation of crime included a temporary end to gun violence...so adjust your behavior accordingly.
Asking.....funny
Will they qualify for government compensation?
“They need to clarify.”
Same from here. A friend wants to know.
Why NOT?
YOU told everyone to stay home and imposed a curfew.
YOU aren’t allowing me to conduct my chosen profession of selling drugs and mugging people so you now owe me.
Geeeeezzzzzz
lol
So, we have nothing to worry about as liberals empty the jails.
That’s a relief.
ISIS advises terrorists to steer clear of Europe during coronavirus outbreak
Just post or wear a sign, “Corona Infected.” That’ll do
lol
Is this like the prohibition era except with toilet paper?
Would my ancestors roll over in their graves if that’s how i made my fortune :)
Imagine that.Criminals taking the day off from committing crimes and Police Officers just sitting in their patrol vehicles listening to the radio killing time.
What a wonderful world that could be.
Criminals will see this as an opportunity to loot and pillage, just like they do every natural disaster.
I’m thinking that if, instead of emptying the jails, the cops promised to quarantine prisoners there until the outbreak is over, we’d have a lot less crime...
but this is a sanctuary city... /s
All the more reason to ‘take care of me’.
YOU invited me!!!!
(Don’t believe this particular theme/subject etc needs a s/s...) <: <: <: <:
Maybe they could kindly ask that all criminals obey all the time.
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