As for me, I am relying completely on the government to take care of me.
Went by Kroger to get a few things. Finally was able to get Half-N-Half. No TP or hand sanitizer. Bought sausage and ginger ale. TP looks like the only issue.
I am going to make some hand wipes today with rubbing alcohol, aloe vera and paper towels in a ziplock bag.
Sarcasm is so out of character for you....