Even though it clearly said Babylon Bee, it was so close to the facts that I had trouble finding the satire.
But there -was- some satire in there, right at the end, because sometimes bad things do happen on the internet. Like bandwidth limits and outages.
There oughta be a law.
5 posted on 03/12/2020 9:07:37 PM PDT by dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)