And stock up on TP.
And tonic water. Now it seems that Gin and Tonic will cure what ails ya!
We have got to stop this panicking, or that little Mr. Corona Virus
will be sitting in the corner, laughing his ass off at the fact
that he killed 62,982 globally, and the hand-wringers killed
2.2 billion, and set back civilization 90 years.
If it's my time to go, I plan on going out like a man.
I'm not going to be wringing my hands and sniveling, while
screaming about how I'm right and this virus is going to kill
us all.
It will get some of us, and leave most of us.
Now lets go out and see how many people we can panic before the
day is out. /s
Look at that stock market folks! COVID-19 did not do that. Fearmongers did.
Translation:
If you've got nothing productive to offer, then shut the F up!
Enough of the typhoid Mary rhetoric!
I have plenty of TP but I bought some more anyway.
I just like doing what others are doing. I'm in the in-crowd.
“And stock up on TP.”
Is that a new vodka?
I'm taking no chances. I have enough TP and hand sanitizer to construct a Viking funeral pyre that will be visible from space. Bring it, virus!
“And stock up on TP.”
Just hang your but over the bathtub and use that sprayer to clean your butt. It actually does a better job.
If I were confined to my home I have sufficient food and water for several months. If I lost electricity I can still cook with propane stored in abundance. A small camp stove is most efficient hooked up to a big 5 gallon propane bottle of which I have several. If we lost water I have much in storage. I also have a nearby lake withing walking distance. 5cc of chlorax will make 5 gallons of that water safe. I live on many acres with abundant game and wood for fire. It would not be pleasant, but I will survive!
The real hell of it is if we lost water and electricity we are talking about societal collapse. That will not happen as water and electricity and natural gas are a number one priority.
ps
Went to Academy today to buy some 40 caliber S&W for a new weapon. I was not trying to stock up as I have ample in other calibers. I just wanted to try out my new weapon. There were only five boxes on the shelf. The shelf had many empty spaces on it. A very nice gentleman was looking for the same thing in that caliber. I took two boxes and he took the remaining three. He was a very nice guy. We talked for a few minutes about weapons and calibers. It was most pleasant.
He was a black man with his white wife of whom was most gracious. She did not talk much as we were just talking guns and calibers. I suspect he is conservative.
America is great!