[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Hey, can y’all Texans create a virus in an old bottle of Lone Star?

I’d much rather have the Lone Star Long Neck virus than that swill-pilsner virus, Corona.
(please no Shiner virus...that’s just wrong.)

[stars & stripes forever]

The calendar is now cleared for Chicagoans to observe the real reason for ST. PATRICK’S DAY...

Chicago Downtown St. Patrick’s Day Parade Canceled Amid Coronavirus Concerns

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chicago-downtown-st-patricks-day-parade-canceled-amid-coronavirus-concerns/ar-BB112ASW?ocid=spartanntp

[blu]

Hey, can y’all Texans create a virus in an old bottle of Lone Star? I’d much rather have the Lone Star Long Neck virus than that swill-pilsner virus, Corona. (please no Shiner virus...that’s just wrong.)

Now, if they were still making Blaaaatz, we'd be all set. The Blaaaatz could shoot the sh*t outta any other.