I’ve heard rather unkind suggestions that certain “news”papers would achieve a best and highest use if they were to print on TP........once they find some ink that wouldn’t irritate tender bottoms.
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I think I know the ones you mean. I think that job would be too good for those evil pages. Not sure I’d even line a bird cage with them. UGH-what useless pieces of trash.
I have a stack of Phone Books about 14” tall 8.5 x 11. I figure that could be a lot of wipes. Newspaper is excellent to clean mirrors—my daughter picked that up at the Coast Guard Academy—I had never heard of it—but it worked, so we do that pretty often.
> TP for our bungholes
I currently have 17 rolls of toilet paper in stock. I just counted. I think we’re good. If I run out I’ll go find Democrats and use them.
-SB