Ka-pow! It's Meghan Marvel: Duchess of Sussex tells her agent to find her a role as a Hollywood superhero

UK Daily Mail ^ | February 29, 2020 | Caroline Graham

[C19fan]

She has previously urged female workers to channel their 'inner Wonder Woman' to take on the world – but now Meghan Markle could become the real deal. For the Duchess of Sussex wants to play a superhero in a blockbuster movie – and has told her agents to 'actively search' for a suitable role. Meghan has made no secret of her wish to return to acting as she seeks financial independence and has already reportedly signed a charity voice-over deal with Disney. The studio also owns Marvel and the rights to all its comic-book characters, which could pave the way for Meghan's role in an action spectacular.

[FLT-bird]

Suitable role? Is there a film about a shrewish gold digging whore coming out anytime soon?

[SkyPilot]

She should play a prostitute instead. She was a real one in life.

A "Yacht Girl."

Many, many B, C, and D level actresses work as high paid prostitutes. It is well known in Hollywood. Markle was one of those.

Her career as a model on a cheap gameshow was her life achievement highlight.

I saw her a trouble with a capital "T" the moment she ensnared Prince Harry. A "woke" liberal, Trump-hater, Obama-lover grifter who uses people (including her own family) and then throws them away.

I wonder if Prince Harry has finally realized what a massive mistake he has made?

[dljordan]

“Is there a character with the abilities of a leach?”

Leach Woman! That’s it!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Already bored with Harry.

[Ancesthntr]

“She’s a 39 year old milfy type with a next to zero acting resume. Not well credentialed for superhero.”
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That depends on what rating the producers want for that movie.

Seriously, WTF is wrong with Harry? He quits his life, utterly unprepared for ANY real job, knowing that he won’t be able to use his royal blood to earn anything, leaving the only source of potentially large income as his wife’s career. Will he start wearing an apron and cleaning their home in between bottles and diapers, while the man of the house goes to work?

[golux]

Golux’s Advice to Hollywood producers:

When you give her oats, a carrot, etc., make sure to keep your hands FLAT so she can’t bite a finger.

[epluribus_2]

Princess Royal Pain

(Sky High nostalgia )

[Chode]

Yacht Girl, can jump from yacht to yacht in a single bound and jump twenty yachts a night!

[surrey]

She doesn’t have the figure to play a super hero. She has spindly, little bird legs.

[Deplorable American1776]

Leach Women, a new superhero from Dizzy... 😋

[caww]

Certainly looks like the two of them are throwing against the wall anything that might stick expecting to be noticed for something..anything other than a destructive force.

[caww]

Certainly looks like the two of them are throwing against the wall anything that might stick expecting to be noticed for something..anything other than a destructive force.

[maggief]

Super Yacht Girl!

[Zathras]

New Superhero called “Gold Digger”
She steals from the rich and then retires to French Riveara.

[simpson96]

You CanNOT make this stuff up.

Enjoy the rest of your life, Harry.

[KavMan]

Dumb actress who was a co-star on a Cable channel!

Not big screen material!

[Bon mots]

Why they are really glad to be rid of Harry and Meghan:

His mom, Princess Diana, had a 5-year long affair with James Hewitt.

While Chuck and Camilla Bowles Parker were doing their thing...

[windsorknot]

Meghan: Do you know who I am?!

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Is there a character with the abilities of a leach?”

ROFL

[mrs. a]

It’s time for a reboot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rocYuBlZGMM