Hitler, he only had one ball. One more than Harv.
Don Imus claimed to have three.
Don Imus admitted to having three huevos.
...and Goe-balls had no balls at all.
True story. One of my coworkers answered a phone call late at night. After a pause he said, “Hopefully it’s still with the president.” Then he hung up and started laughing.
He said the person on the other end wanted to know where the presidential ball was that year.
Hitler had only one big ball.
Goering had two, but they were small.
Himmler had something similar.
And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all!