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Laz, just say no.

1 posted on 02/26/2020 5:09:05 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Part of a Damon Runyon Theater episode comes to mind.


2 posted on 02/26/2020 5:10:17 PM PST by wally_bert (Spend like you were going to the electric chair!)
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That also happens when we play Cask of Amontadillo. Don’t run off and fall asleep.


3 posted on 02/26/2020 5:10:42 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: ConservativeStatement

Thats too kinky for me


4 posted on 02/26/2020 5:11:03 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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Wow. Must have been a really small guy.


5 posted on 02/26/2020 5:11:35 PM PST by colorado tanker
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We did that as kids and my brother got locked in an old steamer trunk that didn’t have a key.we had to break him out.


6 posted on 02/26/2020 5:12:22 PM PST by cnsmom
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To: ConservativeStatement

FLORIDA MAN MEETS HIS MATCH

7 posted on 02/26/2020 5:12:24 PM PST by freedomlover
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To: ConservativeStatement

Luggage handlers killed my carry on.


8 posted on 02/26/2020 5:12:58 PM PST by DannyTN
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Uhhhh, wait. I thought the point of Hide-n-seek was to NOT know where someone is hiding.


9 posted on 02/26/2020 5:13:08 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Funniest thing I’ve read all day. No, not the story. I went to the link and NBC said “Please support our journalism by disabling your ad-blocker.” LOL!


10 posted on 02/26/2020 5:13:30 PM PST by Rastus
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I wonder if it was leather and didn’t “breath”.
I have a leather suitcase that zips closed.


11 posted on 02/26/2020 5:15:21 PM PST by nascarnation
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At least she wasn’t a member of the Sorprano family... She would have been able to use a small carry-on...


13 posted on 02/26/2020 5:15:50 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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Cops told her to pack her bags.


15 posted on 02/26/2020 5:17:16 PM PST by o-n-money
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What kind of wingnut tortures someone to death and makes a video of it? Sheesh.


17 posted on 02/26/2020 5:18:15 PM PST by mumblypeg
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FLORIDA woman! Alert. Right up there with the naked crack head in the same area couple years back-— leaping on the hood of an SUV with mom and dad and 3 kids, and then masturbating etc.

Substance abuse.... central to both cases.


18 posted on 02/26/2020 5:18:24 PM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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This reminds me of a Lou Reed song, “The Gift.”. Waldo was so excited!


20 posted on 02/26/2020 5:19:09 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine AM
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then


23 posted on 02/26/2020 5:19:38 PM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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You know, usually the trouble comes from the zipper me on open in my experience.


26 posted on 02/26/2020 5:22:06 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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And this friends is why there should always be a nice little folding knife in your EDC kit


28 posted on 02/26/2020 5:23:00 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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I know that reason and logic is probably not a big part of this story, but how do you convince a guy to get in a suitcase so you can zip it up?

“Honey, I’ve got an idea on how we can save on our next airline flight . . . “


29 posted on 02/26/2020 5:23:03 PM PST by freedomlover
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How did we miss this one?


35 posted on 02/26/2020 5:26:47 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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