[E. Pluribus Unum]

TRANSLATION: Pope Soros is feeling the heat and wants you to STFU.

[FlipWilson]

Pope Stupid the First uses lent to shield his role as anti-Pope.

[PIF]

I’m giving up Frankie for Lent

[PeterPrinciple]

This is the problem with traditions, they drift over time...............................

[moovova]

I’m other news...

The Pope has requested that Catholic priests give up homosexuality for Lent.

[LizardQueen]

Does the Pope have a Twitter or Facebook page?
Asking for a friend ;) .

[goodnesswins]

This isn’t Babylon Bee?

[MayflowerMadam]

Lent is as Scriptural as Festivus and Kwanzaa, so it doesn’t really matter what the pope says or wants. I say, “Troll away, Baby!”

[Ted Grant]

I’ll do it if he picks up practicing Catholicism for Lent.

[Dixie Yooper]

The Friday fish-fry was a good, time honored tradition. The giving up a well balanced meal for several days... or fasting.........

[Buckeye McFrog]

Nice try, but Trump isn’t Catholic.

[WKUHilltopper]

Hey, Poop...how about give up giving money to your “church” for lent? That’ll work.

[Zathras]

How about we give up listening to the Pope for Lent.

[bgill]

So glad the Catholic church has solved all the world’s problems so we’re down to trolling.