'Walker, Texas Ranger' gets woke reboot, to star 'gay, conservative' character

The Blaze ^ | February 21th 2020 | Phil Shiver

[justme4now]

No, Trivette, (Clarence Gilyard) wasn’t a fag!

In real life he is a Christian, has 5 children and is an associate professor in Las Vegas.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Title for this new show “Walker, Rump Ranger.”

[aimhigh]

Once a show goes homo-promo, it’s time to change the channel.

[SuperLuminal]

Gay & Conservative...
Anybody re-watched "The Americans" lately?
Maybe the "Manchurian Candidate" as well?
Or, re-read the Battle of Troy from Greek mythology?
And what is the "Conservative" record of all the communists who have swithched to the GOP in the past 30-years?

Just asking... Not accusing...

[hondact200]

NO CW Channel available on local cable. The show won;t last long, even the liberals will hate it

[D Rider]

Yeah...That will work.

[TonyM]

Is this a joke? Its not from the Onion and its not April 1st yet, so whats going on?

[TonyM]

Can we get one new show without a gay character? They way Hollywood would have us think is that every third person is a homosexual.

[oldvirginian]

Lindsey Morgan is the partner to Walker.
5’5” of man hunting, ass kicking fury that makes toughened bikers, middle linebackers, boom vest wearing jihadists, crooks and criminals of all stripes tremble in fear.

[Taxman]

There is NOTHING WOKE about homosexuals!

[TianaHighrider]

😱 NOOOOOO. I will maintain only my image of the REAL Walker Texa Ranger. Godly man, Chuck Norris.

[lee martell]

This is so tiresome. Just solve crime and jail the crooks.
We don’t need to visit your bedrooms.
Talk about tail wagging the Dog.

[Secret Agent Man]

‘Gay conservative’ is inherently impossible. Homosexuality by its very nature is not conservative behavior.

[I-ambush]

“If you’re ever in Texas, look behind you,
‘Cause that’s where the ranger’s gonna be...”

The theme song now has disturbing implications.

[catnipman]

Is that a pistol in your holster, cowboy, or are you just glad to see me ...

[catnipman]

“Should be a trannie black LGBT female to make it diverse enough to be accepted by the liberals.”

plus it would save tons of money if they had to pay only one “actress” who could check that many boxes ...

[Last Dakotan]

Lemme guess, the gay character will be the brightest, funniest, best dressed, smartest, most artistic, etc, in short the greatest human being possible.

Why? Because that's have every gay character is presented on TV.

[HombreSecreto]

Walker, Texas Rump Ranger?

No...just no.

[The Duke]

Gosh, that’ll go over about as well as making Higgins a woman in the attempted reboot of Magnum P.I. (which lasted about 20 seconds here).

[higgmeister]

Let me guess? His dad runs a garage and his mother identifies as a late model Dodge Caravan with a blown gasket that never gets repaired.