Posted on 02/21/2020 1:51:13 PM PST by nickcarraway
Florida Man!
Should have stuck to playing with his smart phone like everyone else.
That gun should have known better!
Can't remember the full name of the song, nor the artist but it was popular very briefly back in the 1960s.
“”Two men went to a convenience store then returned to the home.””
To get a newspaper to read while the one had his hair cut maybe?
I think Frank Gallop. My Uncle liked that song too.
That’s the “other” man’s story. Any witnesses or video?
The Ballad Of Irving
Frank Gallop
He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest
He was mean and nasty right clear through
Which was kinda weird, ‘cause he was yellow too
They called him Irving
Big Irving
Big, short Irving
Big, short, fat Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread
Schlepping a salami and pumpernickel bread
He always followed his mother’s wishes
Even on the range he used two sets of dishes
Irving
Big, fat Irving
Big sissy Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he
But Irving was looking for one forty-three
Walked into Sol’s Saloon like a man insane
And ordered three fingers of two cents plain
Irving
Big, fat Irving
Big sport Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
The James Boys was comin’ on a train at first sun
And the town said, “Irving, we need your gun”
When that train pulled in at the break of dawn
Irving’s gun was there, but Irving was gone
Irving
Big, fat Irving
Big help, Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly
It was right outside the Frontier Deli
He was sittin’ there twirlin’ his gun around
And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down
Irving
Big, fat Irving
Big dum-dum Irving
Big dum-dum dead Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
Really
Was Enzo the barber involved? Don’t betray Enzo.
Lol
Sad. RIP.
https://www.google.com/search?q=butterfingers+irving—song&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest
He was mean and nasty right clear through
Which was kinda weird, ‘cause he was yellow too
They called him Irving
Big Irving
Big, short Irving
Big, short, fat Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West..l
Too bad he wasn’t ‘waitin’ on sponge cake’.
Whatever happened to Plaxico Burris?
Anything to get out of tipping.
He served 20 months.
“Just a little off the top, please...”
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