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Blonde Bloopers
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Posted on 02/19/2020 12:15:35 PM PST by sodpoodle
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Before I was grey, I was blonde:)
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:15:35 PM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Replace ‘blonde’ with AOC.
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:18:54 PM PST
by
Huskrrrr
To: sodpoodle
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:20:57 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:22:55 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Cicero
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose....?
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:23:22 PM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: dfwgator
To: Cicero
Two blonds were putting up siding on a house when
one noticed that the other was throwing away half
the nails. When she questioned her the other said
that they had the heads on the wrong end.
Oh don’t be silly replied the other, those go on
the other side of the house...
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:25:12 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: JohnBrowdie
Julie had some nice ones.
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:26:36 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:31:22 PM PST
by
libertylover
(Democrats hated Lincoln too.)
To: sodpoodle
Why do blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons?
Blonde guys are dumb too.
To: dfwgator
I used to do morning radio and every Friday we’d close the show with that song. My partner, who was a brunette, knew all the words and people always thought she was a blonde. It was hilarious.
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:35:26 PM PST
by
offduty
To: dfwgator
Julie had some nice ones.Yep. She had some nice songs too.
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:40:06 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(There is not a climate bedwetter who is not a total hypocrite.)
To: sodpoodle
Why do so many blondes dye their roots black?
To: sodpoodle
I was married twice, both times to blondes.
I guess I’m a sucker for punishment. =; )
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posted on
02/19/2020 12:52:58 PM PST
by
oldvirginian
(I know not what course others may take but as for me Give me Liberty or give me death)
To: sodpoodle
A blonde astro-physicist is driving down a country road when she sees another blonde, rowing a small boat, in the middle of a meadow.
She jumps out of her car and starts yelling at the blonde in the boat, “You know it’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.” “Why if I wasn’t in a hurry, I’d swim over there and kick your @$$.”
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posted on
02/19/2020 1:35:25 PM PST
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: Ouderkirk
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posted on
02/19/2020 2:03:17 PM PST
by
goldbux
(No sufficiently rich interpreted language can represent its own semantics. — Alfred Tarski, 1936)
To: Huskrrrr
Go to someone like AOC and compliment them on the great job they did dying their hair black, roots included.
The dumb look will prove they REALLY are blonde.
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posted on
02/19/2020 2:25:52 PM PST
by
xrmusn
(6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
To: goldbux
correct.
I couldn’t post that without getting a timeout.
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posted on
02/19/2020 3:10:02 PM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: colorado tanker
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posted on
02/19/2020 3:23:36 PM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
To: Ouderkirk
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posted on
02/19/2020 3:45:43 PM PST
by
goldbux
(No sufficiently rich interpreted language can represent its own semantics. — Alfred Tarski, 1936)
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