A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What do you call a blonde with a runny nose....?
Two blonds were putting up siding on a house when
one noticed that the other was throwing away half
the nails. When she questioned her the other said
that they had the heads on the wrong end.
Oh don’t be silly replied the other, those go on
the other side of the house...