Taylor ham. That’s about it.
Ahem. You misspelled pork roll.
You really want to start a bar brawl, tell that greaseball guido that pork roll is just Canadian Bacon for retards
I’ve been preparing myself for over a decade for this thread. It’s time to shine now and I’m all choked up - I’m overwhelmed with responses.
Your post about the Canadian Bacon for retards simply sums it up. It’s sublime, it works on different levels. It’s honest. It’s like calling the sky blue.
New Jersey and it’s inhabitants are the worst. And I know I’ll catch flak for it because for some reason god has smeared these cretins over the map with a giant butter knife. New Jerseyites are everywhere. Literally, everywhere. When spelunkers explore the deepest caves they are greeted by a new jerseyite at the end holding a flashlight declaring second that they were there first, only after first introducing themselves as being from New Jersey.
As a Pennsylvanian native I can’t speak lowly enough of this vermin. Philly is philly because it’s now part of Jersey. And for everyone of them claiming that they left because of the state and it’s politics hold that state and it’s politics close to their heart.
Seriously, new jersey is a vex upon the American landscape. And I still hold to it, my mind is still swirling with hundreds of reasons why NJ and those who hail from it are the worst.
Start flaming, suckers. I don’t care. I simply don’t care what you have to say.
I’m still not relieved of my disdain.