Send steve irwin’s progeny.
Saw something about those hippos some time ago. Given that they’re absolutely not native to South America there’s no reason why they can’t be shot.
They make good leopard bait.
Send in Don Jr. Feed everyone hippo burgers for a year!
“If you shoot The Hippo, you must kill him!”
An enraged Hippo in the water would be very dangerous.
I believe they can run faster than the average human while on land.
Remember earlier this month with Jerry Nadler “raced” Adam Schiff to the podium? Everyone was shocked to see him ‘waddle’ so very swiftly. IOW, roly-poly animals can surprise you when they have a strong incentive to step on the gas!
Send the average Problem Glasses girl on Twitter to go and tell the drug lord this is NOT OK. Sure, she may not be seen again, but we can blame that on the hippos.
His favorite yuletide song — “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.”
The hippopotamus , the “river horse”, is one of the most aggressive animals in the world. They are extremely territorial and will attack anything that approaches them in water or gets between them and water.
Hippos kill about 2,900 people a year in Africa.
Somebody say hippos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8oZEiRCNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qoNPKyLbew
Oh, I thought it said “hippies.”
There’s no cleaning up after THEM. Look at what they did to Max Yager’s place.
What keeps African hippos from ruining the ecology of the rivers and lakes?.......................
‘In the words of author and hunter Peter Hathaway Capstick, “It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods … The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison. It tastes exactly like, well, hippo.”’
Just shoot them and be done with it. They are an invasive species and they die by the thousands in Africa during droughts. They are
Not Endangered. Seems a simple enough way to Deal with this