I had a little bird, it’s name was Enza
I opened up the window and in flew Enza.
That’s the curse of living right between the Level IV Bioweapons lab and the wet fish market.
PING!
Washington Post told us this is a ‘conspiracy theory’ (meaning, it’s probably true!):
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/02/16/tom-cotton-coronavirus-conspiracy/