Posted on 02/16/2020 12:39:29 PM PST by simpson96
It was a Drudge Report headline calculated to shock: Exclusive: Bloomberg Considers Hillary Running Mate. The underlying story, at CNBC, stated that the Drudge Report itself was claiming that a source close to Mike Bloombergs campaign had stated that Bloomberg was considering asking Hillary Clinton to serve as his running mate. The reason given was that internal polling said that the two of them together would be a dynamic duo.
The story was met with incredulity and much hilarity (if you'll pardon the pun). The idea that Hillary Clinton would play second fiddle to anyone was hard to fathom. Moreover, given Hillarys grating personality, the collapse of all her initiatives during her stint as Secretary of State, her habit of enriching herself at the countrys expense, and her failed candidacy, it was hard to imagine why anyone would want her on the ballot.
Twitter, the repository of clever one-liners, had a wonderful time imagining what a Bloomberg/Hillary pairing would look like and the effect it would have on Trumps campaign:
I can think of absolutely NOTHING that would make @realDonaldTrump and his supporters happier.
Do it, @HillaryClinton.
Make our day. https://t.co/bw6PbHa8y9 Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) February 15, 2020
President William Henry Harrison set the record for the shortest presidential term, dying a mere 31 days in office.
With a Vice President @HillaryClinton, a President @MikeBloomberg could shatter this record. https://t.co/XLo5GrRila Mike Davis (@mrddmia) February 16, 2020
Former Clinton Advisor Warns Mike Bloomberg: "Before You Put Hillary on Your Ticket, Better Hire a Taster" https://t.co/go6c6I7SLj via @gatewaypundit Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit)February 15, 2020
Death wish... https://t.co/omzHrt7Z05 James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) February 15, 2020
Can you imagine having Hillary Clinton as your Veep? Shed shank you at the inaugural breakfast. https://t.co/ThChJiCL9P Caitlin Flanagan (@CaitlinPacific) February 16, 2020
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Bloomberg is mostly just trying to keep his name in the news. We’ll get more leaks like this from his camp.
She did it for years to the Slickster.
ML/NJ
Mini Mike turns his lifeline over to H. Clinton. Darwin approves this action.
From now on if any Trump voters see Mini Mike, they need to start shouting
Mini Mike! Stand up Mini Mike!!
As Joe Biden would say, Yeah, stand up Mike, and pull out your wallet...oh, he is standing up
Hillie is shorter than MiniMike.
Nuff said.
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I glad somebody liked it. I personally thought it was kind of clever, too.
Feel free to steal and use wherever!
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