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Great White Shark!!! Best Day ever!!

It could have been her worst/last day ever.

1 posted on 02/14/2020 8:14:06 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Now she can go up to Alaska and hang with the brown bears.


2 posted on 02/14/2020 8:16:28 AM PST by BRL
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It could have been her worst/last day ever.

First thing that I thought of too after I read her comment. One of the many reasons I don't go scuba diving. I guess she's one of the generation that was brought up long after Jaws was released :-)

3 posted on 02/14/2020 8:20:39 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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Damn. She’s an idiot.

Even white tip sharks will turn in a second.


4 posted on 02/14/2020 8:22:44 AM PST by Conserv
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Video here:

https://cbs12.com/news/local/video-great-white-sharks-off-the-breakers


5 posted on 02/14/2020 8:23:20 AM PST by Moonman62 (Charity comes from wealth.)
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not quite) My Shark Story.

A friend of mine, let's call him Chuck, who is somewhat crazy, tells this story. Knowing him I believe it!

One day, Chuck was out diving with friends off Davenport, about half way between Half Moon Bay, and Santa Cruz CA.

He was swimming along, minding his own business, trying out his new $80 flippers. A seal grabbed one of his flippers. Annoyed, he kicked his foot up to shake the seal loose. This flipped HIM up under what he describes as a boxcar with fins. His "seal" was a Great White Shark!

The shark didn't like the taste of rubber and spit out the fin. He boosted for the surface stuck his head up and said "HELP!" Head back down, look for shark. Head up: "SHARK!" At this point he sees everybody on the boat franticly running to and fro. He and the boat manage to get together.

Later he found out that some local fishermen were in the habit of cleaning their catch in that area.

Soooo, the shark came up beside the boat looking for a handout. Finding none it then swam off in his direction. His friends said it was as long as the boat, 12 feet.

OK, now fast forward a month and a half. Chuck is visiting friends in San Diego, They go out for a dive. There are Basking Sharks, a harmless filter feeder, in the area. So his friend who knows about the earlier dive says, "Hey, Chuck! Wanna swim with the sharks?"

Slow Learner Chuck says "Sure!"

Soon, he's in the water. He sticks his head up and can see the dorsal fin of a shark approaching him. Oh goody! Dunks his head and looks. The water is too murky. Head up. Fin still coming. Head down, too murky. Then...

Out of the gloom a mouth "big enough for me to stand up in in any direction" suddenly appears.

His friend says it was the funniest thing he ever saw. Chuck came straight up out of the water, walked 10 feet across the surface and sank back down...

6 posted on 02/14/2020 8:23:35 AM PST by null and void (The democrats just can't get over the fact that they lost an election they themselves rigged!)
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That’s pretty awesome. Once in a lifetime opportunity.


9 posted on 02/14/2020 8:26:44 AM PST by dead (Trump puts crazy glue on their grenades and they never know it until after they pull the pin.)
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It’s Sherman!


12 posted on 02/14/2020 8:38:39 AM PST by rockinqsranch ("Democratic" party sold out to the ICP. It is now the Communist Party USA.)
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She wants to join the Steve Irwin club.


13 posted on 02/14/2020 8:40:20 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo2)
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Lucky Bass Tard...

That would be awesome...


14 posted on 02/14/2020 8:42:47 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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"The shark Cocci saw did not appear to have a satellite tag on its dorsel fin, so it is not believed to be the one OCEARCH is tracking."

There's another one...and it's right behind you.

17 posted on 02/14/2020 9:19:25 AM PST by Eagles6
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To: DUMBGRUNT

This one is a Far Side cartoon in the making. Fortunately, for her, that shark was not hungry at the moment.


20 posted on 02/14/2020 10:28:59 AM PST by centurion316 (.)
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JAWS (1975): It's a Great White ... eating machine"
22 posted on 02/14/2020 10:59:35 AM PST by 11th_VA
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This looks like Trump on twitter! 🍺😁
23 posted on 02/14/2020 12:29:17 PM PST by catbertz
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Yeh best day ever the shark wasn’t hungry.


27 posted on 02/15/2020 8:42:08 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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