Minnie’s gained a little weight. Woof!
This is why ‘Murika is the greatest country in the world.
He’s just lucky she didn’t pull a Minnie gun.
Security guard lunged at “Minnie” and tried to grab/apprehend her. Minnie wasn’t gonna have that. The Guard was an idiot to do that without some backup. She’s lucky Mickey and Goofy didn’t join in.
hey thats my fav bar joke
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and the judge says to Mickey “I understand the cause of divorce is you think your wife is Crazy?” Mickey says “no I didn’t say she is crazy I said she if Fu..in Goofy”
Say what you want about Mickey, but at least he's not a litterbug.
I remember the MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.
“Meeka, Musska, Mousekateer, Mickey Mouse Club time is here!”
[Verse 1]
Folks, here’s a story ‘bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a red hot hoochie-coocher
She was the roughest toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
[Chorus]
Hi de hi de hi de hi
Ho de ho de ho de ho
Hee de hee de hee de hee
Hi de hi de hi de ho
[Verse 2]
She messed around with a bloke named Smokey
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown and showed her
How to kick the gong around
[Chorus 2]
Hi de hi de hi de hi
Whoa
Hee de hee de hee de hee
Hi de hi de hi de ho
[Verse 3]
She had a dream about the king of Sweden
He gave her things, that she was needin’
He gave her a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car, with the platinum wheels
Las Vegas used to be my favorite place to go for an ‘urban’ sort of vacation. I quit going about ten years ago because of the hordes of creepy people (mostly illegal aliens) that thronged the sidewalks along The Strip.
But this kinda takes it to a whole new level.
Minie is a little cray cray and quite the sleep around. Every one knows she’s F’n Goofy.
You just can’t make this stuff up.
More like Maxi Mouse.
Those people roaming the streets in costumes are just nuts. I made the mistake many years ago taking a picture with “Catwoman”. She asked for money after, then demanded it, then other costumed people started gathering around when I didn’t give any. I can kick some serious buttocks, but not surrounded by 10-12 costumed people. I gave her $20 and got outta there ASAP.
Minnie is black? I thought she was gray.
Maybe she was one of those people who always have to dress up like a furrie. I saw a story a few months ago about furries that got violent but they may have been in the right.
It said “red-head” so I had to look.
Now I wish I didn’t...