Har har! . . . I just cannot stomach the picture of a Prez Buttigieg kissing the First Man. I think I would have to move to the Bermuda Triangle. Imagine him negotiating with Arabs; they might stone him to death.
An even worse thought is Buttigieg becoming Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces.
I don't want to even think about that. Considering how the dems have abused that position, the only twisted person I'd accept is Adam Lambert. He could sing all the speeches and distract with his flamboyant style. We'd have a White House Musical... there will be dancing and singing in the streets...