“OMG!!!
You just officially named it.
It’s not 2019-nCoV.
It’s the EPSTEIN VIRUS!!!!!!!!”
There is already an Epstein-Barr virus, I’m hoping the cabal comes down with a real bad case.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein-Barr_virus
Oh, yes, I thought of Epstein-Barr virus, that’s the one that didn’t hang himself, or did it?